Everything in life i learned from FRIENDS!

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1.      Never use ''We were on a break" as an excuse

2.      Remember it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!

3.      Everybody has a lobster

4.      Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank

5.      For more space in the bed, use the ''hug and roll''technique

6.      Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

7.      You can do a lot with just cups and ice

8.      Always say the right name at the altar

9.      Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers.

10.  ''Man bags'' ARENT manly

11.  Dont count 'mississippily' when in a tanning booth.

12.  ''How you doin' '' NEVER fails

13.  If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.

14.  Never let a monkey near a TV remote.

15.  Only in prision do they 'cup' whilst measuring for pants

16.  It's not smelly cats fault

17.  Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!

18.  You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80swhere it belongs.

19.  A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you've ever had

20.  Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted

21.  Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

22.  There is no such thing as shark porn

23.  Your first name is not your family name

24.  Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women.

25.  A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.

26.  Everyone has an identical hand twin

27.  Eating too much mean can cause 'meat sweats'

28.  It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just dont change it.

29.  Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names.

30.  It's possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds.

31.  When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

32.  A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

33.  Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit

34.  Playing too much on arcade machines can lead to getting 'The Claw'

35.  Ugly, naked and guy do not make for an attractive combination

36.  Never pose for a V.D. poster compaign

37.  'Pheebs' is short for phoebe, its not just what we call our friends.

38.  Never let a duck and chick near a foosball table

39.  Wooden spoons and toy trucks make great massaging tools.

40.  Never put your head in a turkey

41.  Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox

42.  Never bet your apartment in a game of 'who knows who'

43.  Don't leave teeth whitening gel on for longer than recommended

44.  W.E.N.U.S. stands for... ummmm

45.  Everyone is entitled to a 'freebie' list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises

46.  There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7...7 7 7 7 7 7... SEVEN!
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